1 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:03,230 ♫♫♫ 2 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,630 Ooh! 3 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:45,700 Aaah! 4 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,270 I´m home. 5 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,130 Judith, what´s the matter? 6 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:24,170 Right, Steve, that´s the lot. 7 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,700 Where is he? 8 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:30,100 In there. 9 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,930 Morning, folks -- got your lettuce 10 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,970 and your Maris Pipers out the back, Crabbe. 11 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,970 Bunged in some nice purple sprouting broc as well. 12 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:40,230 Thanks, Henderson. 13 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,800 Any danger of some coffee? 14 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,670 Sure, ask Steve. 15 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,800 Cheers. 16 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,800 Morning, Nicola. 17 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,770 You´re looking very lovely this morning. 18 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:55,770 Morning, Henderson. You´re not. 19 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,900 Okay, now, if we compare this quarter 20 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:01,170 with the last, we´re averaging four more covers a day 21 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,670 on dinners, but -- 22 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,800 Oh, for God´s sake, Henry, this is important. 23 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,100 We´re down two lunches, 24 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:11,070 so you´re going to have to charge more for the set lunch. 25 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:12,570 Yeah, look, is this going to go on 26 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:14,070 much longer, Margaret? 27 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:15,570 I´m expecting Hugh Downing any minute. 28 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,070 Oh, is Hugh coming today? 29 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,000 That´s good. I missed him last week. 30 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,870 Ooh, is he the one that sells the cheese? 31 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,370 Yes. 32 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:26,930 What is it about our friendly local cheese merchant 33 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:29,470 that inspires all this interest, John? 34 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,370 Well, somehow, I don´t think it´s 35 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:33,970 his Double Gloucester. 36 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:36,130 Hugh Downing is an extremely nice man. 37 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:39,130 Yeah, and he´s seriously gorgeous. 38 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:42,800 So you and Linda have split up, right? 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,830 Look, she wanted to go back to Dublin, 40 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:48,430 I wanted to stay here, so that´s what we´ve done, all right? 41 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:50,370 So you have split up, then? 42 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,730 Yeah, all right, we´ve split up! Now leave it out, will you? 43 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,330 Have you got her phone number? 44 00:02:57,330 --> 00:02:58,870 What do you want her phone number for? 45 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:02,200 Well, they have this Potato Growers Convention in Dublin. 46 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,400 I thought I might go this year. I could look her up. 47 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,670 Well, I wouldn´t, if I were you, Henderson. 48 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:09,300 I think she thought you were a bit of a prat. 49 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:15,600 Yeah, Steve, leave it out. What did she really think? 50 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:34,570 Morning, everyone. 51 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:35,670 Hello, Hugh, come in. 52 00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:36,900 Hello. 53 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:40,100 Hello, Margaret. What a nice surprise. 54 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,800 Oh, Hugh. 55 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,170 Mwah. 56 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:45,500 - Long time, no see. - Hello, I´m Nicola. 57 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,600 We didn´t really get a chance to meet last time. 58 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,470 Um, hello, Nicola. 59 00:03:50,470 --> 00:03:51,970 Nicola joined us a couple of weeks ago. 60 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:53,470 You can put him down, now, Nicola. 61 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:56,170 We´ve got some serious cheese business to transact. 62 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,370 Would you like some coffee? 63 00:03:58,370 --> 00:03:59,970 I´d better not. I´m running a bit late. 64 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,870 Henry, want to see what I´ve got in the lorry? 65 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,030 Oh, yes, please. 66 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:06,000 Oh, God, bloody thing. Sorry. 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,870 Hello. Oh, hello, darling. 68 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:11,430 I´m at Pie in the Sky. 69 00:04:11,430 --> 00:04:14,200 Well, yes, they´re both here. 70 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,030 Of course, I´ll ask them. Good idea. All right. 71 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:21,030 Yes, you too. Bye, darling. 72 00:04:21,030 --> 00:04:22,600 That was Sarah, she was wondering 73 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,500 if you´d be our guests for lunch 74 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,270 at the hotel on Saturday. 75 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,330 The thing is, 76 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:29,000 it´s a bit of a celebration 77 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,700 because we´ve decided to get married, actually. 78 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:34,330 Oh, now, that´s wonderful news. 79 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:36,700 Yes, congratulations. 80 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,470 Well, Laxton House Hotel´s my best customer, 81 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:40,300 so it makes sense to marry the manager, doesn´t it? 82 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,170 Well, they´ll have to announce 83 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:44,270 a national day of mourning -- 84 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:47,530 the county´s most eligible bachelor is spoken for. 85 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,330 Come off it, Margaret. 86 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,930 Now, that´s enough of this frivolity. 87 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:52,830 Come on, let´s go and look at some cheeses. 88 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:55,130 Yeah. 89 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:58,000 I´ll have a truckle of the Wensleydale, please. 90 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,330 Yeah. 91 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,130 And you´d better give me some parmesan. 92 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,200 The reggiano? 93 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,170 The good stuff, yeah, but don´t tell Margaret. 94 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,230 My, that Stilton looks marvelous. 95 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:12,370 Look at it. Good veining, no discoloration. 96 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:14,570 I´ll have to watch out. You´re getting good at this. 97 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:17,270 Who, me? No, no, it´s only what I pick up from you. 98 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:20,330 Oh, I´ve got some lovely cheese from Philippe Olivier in Paris. 99 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:22,630 This Reblochon will be perfect tomorrow. 100 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:25,470 Don´t be mad. 101 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:28,270 I could do a three-course meal for what that costs. 102 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,000 It´s a present. Go on, take it. 103 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,430 Special occasion and all that. 104 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:35,100 Hugh, I couldn´t. 105 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,500 And, as you may be aware, 106 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,870 we are on the brink of a revolution in communications, 107 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:42,830 most particularly, digital communications 108 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:44,600 using fiber optics. 109 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,370 You may have heard people 110 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,300 using the phrase "information highway." 111 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,800 Yes, sir. 112 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,630 Well, the Home Office are setting up a project 113 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:54,030 to ensure we, in the police, 114 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,070 are slap-bang in the middle of that highway. 115 00:05:56,070 --> 00:05:58,700 In the event of promotion, 116 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:03,700 how would working on a project like that appeal to you? 117 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:07,730 I´ve always been very interested in information technology, sir, 118 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:10,900 and, of course, I´m eager to work in any capacity, 119 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,800 but I was really hoping to stay in CID, sir. 120 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,770 Surely, being at the cutting edge 121 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:17,270 of this new technology -- 122 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:20,200 You´ve got to let us keep some bright sparks 123 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,470 in Operations, Clive, hasn´t he, Mike? 124 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,070 The Home Office haven´t approved the budget 125 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,570 for that project yet, anyway. 126 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,730 Play any sport, Constable? 127 00:06:27,730 --> 00:06:29,130 Yes, sir. 128 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,270 We´ve a very good women´s synchronized 129 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,730 swimming team here, you know. 130 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:34,400 So I´ve heard, sir. 131 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,170 Ever thought of having a go? 132 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:38,970 I´m not interested in any sport 133 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:41,900 where the score is determined by a panel of judges, sir. 134 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,570 I don´t think we need detain you longer, Constable. 135 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:45,800 Sir. 136 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,230 Promising officer, that. 137 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,770 Much too promising to end up 138 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:50,230 in front of one of your computers. 139 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:52,330 Well, we´ll have to wait and see, won´t we? 140 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,870 As you may know, Mike Meredith and I 141 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:56,130 are conducting a personnel review for the Chief Constable. 142 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,800 Really? 143 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Hmm, fascinating, what one turns up 144 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,700 in all the nooks and crannies. 145 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,400 Detective Inspector Henry Crabbe, for example. 146 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,000 Name ring a bell? 147 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,670 Hmm, Possibly. 148 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,330 Ha ha, come off it, Freddy. 149 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:12,330 Crabbe was suspended over a year ago, 150 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:15,000 pending an inquiry into the Hooperman business. 151 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,930 The inquiry was called off and Crabbe was put back on duty, 152 00:07:18,930 --> 00:07:21,100 only, in what capacity, nobody quite seems to know. 153 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,770 Look, Clive -- 154 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:24,300 But the word is, 155 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,130 he´s on call to do your dirty work, Freddy. 156 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:28,730 And when he´s not doing that, he´s hanging around 157 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:32,200 some greasy-spoon caf which allegedly belongs to his wife. 158 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,970 Crabbe is an exceptional officer and I don´t have to justify 159 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:36,870 my use of him to you, Clive -- I am ACC Operations. 160 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:39,130 All right, then, you´re ACC Operations. 161 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:40,770 How about an operation on this prowler? 162 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,200 Prowler? 163 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,900 The one that scared 164 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,700 the living daylights out of my wife, Freddy. 165 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,900 She´s on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and all I get 166 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,730 is some dimwitted DC sitting in my kitchen, 167 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,030 drinking coffee all day. 168 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:53,230 I see. 169 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:56,330 Hmm, how about putting your man Crabbe on to it? 170 00:07:56,330 --> 00:08:01,030 Give us a chance to see how exceptional he really is. 171 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:04,400 I´d hate it if Mike and I had to go back to the Chief Constable 172 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,130 and tell him you were overmanned. 173 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,570 See you later, Freddy. David. 174 00:08:14,470 --> 00:08:16,130 - Mike. - Yeah? 175 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:19,870 Let´s get together. Um, lunch, sometime? 176 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,370 Sure. 177 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,470 I´m back! 178 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,100 Aah! 179 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:20,070 Uh-oh, look who´s here. 180 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:22,970 Don´t attract his attention, 181 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:25,730 because he´ll only come over here and chat. 182 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:37,270 Hm! There you are, darling. 183 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,930 Sorry about that. 184 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,170 There´s a leaky cistern in the Lancaster Suite, 185 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:43,270 so I had to juggle the bookings. 186 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,770 We ordered for you. 187 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:48,200 Good. Did Henry frown at the menu a lot? 188 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,930 Not as much as usual. 189 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,270 I didn´t frown at all. 190 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:52,930 Oh, William, 191 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,230 make sure the Carters get a window table, won´t you? 192 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:57,000 For God´s sake, darling, relax. 193 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,830 Here, have a glass of wine. 194 00:09:58,830 --> 00:09:59,870 Sorry, 195 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:02,730 just one of those days. 196 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:04,930 - Cheers. - Cheers. 197 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,530 - Here´s to you. Cheers. - Congratulations. 198 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:10,030 Well, it´s not definite yet. I may change my mind. 199 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:11,700 What? 200 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,900 Joke, Hugh. 201 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,430 Oh, right. 202 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:17,730 What are you having, Henry? 203 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,730 Scallops, and then the lamb. 204 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:21,170 Mm, good choice. What about you, Margaret? 205 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:24,230 Oh, God, I´ve forgotten. 206 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,870 No, no, come on, you remember. 207 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:27,900 They´re deep-frying a Mars bar, specially. 208 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,100 Uh-huh. 209 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:48,530 The thing is, Mike, 210 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,700 suddenly, I´m having to justify every secretary in Operations, 211 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,970 every driver, every cleaner, to Ingleby. 212 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,630 Onion tartlet. That sounds nice. 213 00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,130 You´re the Force Admin Officer, Mike. 214 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,000 You´ve got more say about personnel than he has. 215 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,600 Don´t forget -- I´m a civilian, Freddy. 216 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,700 Say what you like about equality of rank, 217 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,770 the new Chief Constable isn´t mad keen about civilians. 218 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:07,470 And now, Ingleby´s after DS Cambridge, 219 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,170 an officer I´ve nurtured from day one, 220 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:12,130 a very capable officer I don´t want to lose. 221 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,070 Yes, capable and black. 222 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,070 What´s that supposed to mean? 223 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:18,300 Well, it looks good at press conferences, doesn´t it? 224 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:21,170 Nothing wrong with a bit of positive discrimination, 225 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:22,500 is there? 226 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,330 For God´s sake, 227 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:27,330 Ingleby´s got a West Indian PC, two Asian detectives, 228 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,900 and a woman Chief Superintendent. 229 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,570 And now, he wants Cambridge. It´s not fair, Mike. 230 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,830 She´s my black woman detective. 231 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:36,030 Did you enjoy the lamb, sir? 232 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,970 It was very interesting, thank you. 233 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:41,000 Oh, I´ve got something to celebrate. 234 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,070 A new client -- Barton´s, the wine merchants. 235 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,130 Mm, they´re supposed to be good, aren´t they? 236 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,130 Could be handy for you, Henry. 237 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,230 Perhaps they could pay us in burgundy. 238 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,370 I deal in hard cash. Nothing less will do. 239 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,530 There´s a lot to be said 240 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:56,100 for the barter system, you know. 241 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,230 Of course, it would put a lot of accountants out of work. 242 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:00,530 I mean, how can you calculate the VAT 243 00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:02,130 on a goat or two bushels of wheat? 244 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:04,570 - They´d find a way. - You better believe it. 245 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,070 Excuse me, will you? 246 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,730 Just going to pop into the kitchen. 247 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:09,970 Going to fuss over the cheeses, 248 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,330 make sure they´re not being refrigerated to death. 249 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,370 Hey, Hughie! How´s it going? 250 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,870 Fine, thanks. 251 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,370 Just going to have a look at the cheese. 252 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:22,930 Help yourself. 253 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,130 - Theresa, please. It´s too risky. - Oh, who cares? 254 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,770 - Someone might come in. - So what? 255 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:45,530 Come on, then. 256 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,770 You´re such a naughty boy, you are. 257 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:50,200 You just don´t want to admit it, do you? 258 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,170 Oi! 259 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:58,100 You, brain-dead! 260 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:02,730 Two sorbets and a Tarte Tatin, there. 261 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,930 As a matter of fact, I want a word with you, Crabbe. 262 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,430 - Oh, yes, sir? - About this prowler. 263 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:17,530 Prowler? 264 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,400 Peeping Tom, Crabbe. 265 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,330 Making himself busy in this part of the world, 266 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:28,570 prowling, peeping, stealing... "items of female clothing." 267 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:32,470 Yes, um, what´s the bad thing he´s done? 268 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:34,370 Made the mistake of peeping at the wife of 269 00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,370 Assistant Chief Constable Clive Ingleby. 270 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,830 Aha. 271 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:41,030 Listen, Crabbe, Ingleby´s doing 272 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,900 a personnel review for the Chief Constable. 273 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:47,270 He´s been poking around, and one of the stones he´s lifted 274 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:48,670 has got you underneath it. 275 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:50,330 Oh, I see. 276 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,370 Nothing he´d like better than to get at me through you. 277 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:55,300 So make yourself bloody useful to him, 278 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,200 or, before we know where we are, 279 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,200 he´ll be digging up the dirt on you and Dudley Hooperman 280 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,230 and running to the Chief Constable with it, 281 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:04,400 in which case, 282 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:08,500 I may not be able to help you. Office politics, Crabbe. 283 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,270 You know the sort of thing. Can´t stand it, myself. 284 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,630 No, sir, I know -- I know you can´t. 285 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,830 What are the sweets like in here? 286 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:21,830 I´ve no idea. You might try the cheeseboard, though. 287 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,430 The Stilton should be good. 288 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:27,700 Stilton and a glass of port -- good idea. 289 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,100 Why not live dangerously? 290 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,930 Have a glass of sweet white. Say, Sauternes. 291 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:37,000 Sauternes? 292 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,630 Why did you tell him that? 293 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:44,470 He´ll probably go and enjoy it, now. Idiot. 294 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,330 He´s got such good manners, Hugh. 295 00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:50,030 He´s quite old-fashioned, really. 296 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,700 Hm, that´s not all that´s old-fashioned about him. 297 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,630 What do you mean? 298 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:57,330 I mean sex, Margaret. 299 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:01,230 Well, you know what they say -- 300 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:03,030 Try not to rush them. You´ve got to be patient. 301 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:05,400 Rush Hugh? Chance would be a fine thing. 302 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,770 No, the trouble is, he´s insisted we wait 303 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,000 until we´re married. 304 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,630 Do you mean you actually haven´t -- 305 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:16,700 No. 306 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,500 I´m so wonderful, you see, he loves me so much, 307 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,330 everything´s got to be done absolutely by the book. 308 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:28,130 Our wedding´s going to be this amazing, romantic thing, 309 00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:31,970 so we´ve got to wait, otherwise we might spoil it. 310 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,530 Do you mean you haven´t done anything? 311 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:42,030 Well, we´ve done kissing, obviously. 312 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:46,100 And it was fine, but, I don´t know, Margaret, 313 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,770 I´m beginning to think it´s a bit weird. 314 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:52,430 Well, he does want to marry you, Sarah. 315 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,830 That does indicate some sort of interest. 316 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,370 Maybe you should try to be more assertive. 317 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,830 Some men like that sort of thing. 318 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,470 God, you´ve got to be so careful with them, haven´t you? 319 00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,100 I mean, what do men really want? 320 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,970 The cheeseboard´s very good, here. 321 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,430 Let´s have some Stilton. 322 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,500 And -- oh, I know, we´ll have 323 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,900 a glass of Sauternes with it. 324 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,200 Farmhouse Stilton 325 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,970 and a couple of glasses of Sauternes. 326 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,930 A very good choice, sir. 327 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:20,600 I´m impressed, Freddy. This is a whole new side to you. 328 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:26,470 Bye, darling. Lovely lunch. 329 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,870 Oh, why do you have to rush off? 330 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:31,000 Come up to the flat for a drink. 331 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,870 Stay for supper. Stay the night. I promise I´ll behave myself. 332 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,400 I told you, darling, I´ve got a mountain of paperwork to do 333 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,470 and a delivery first thing in the morning, hm? 334 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:42,030 - I´ll ring you later. - Okay. 335 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,500 Bye. 336 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,470 Bye. 337 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:57,000 I don´t know why you had to go 338 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,930 and upset Sarah´s chef like that. 339 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:03,300 I didn´t upset her chef, all I did was ask a perfectly innocent 340 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,900 question about the navarin of lamb, that´s all. 341 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,300 You never ask innocent questions, 342 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,730 being a policeman all these years. 343 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,770 You make "How are you?" sound like an interrogation. 344 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,530 Is this the chef at Laxton House? 345 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,730 Poor old Sarah. She´s got enough to worry about. 346 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:19,370 The same. What´s Sarah got to worry about? 347 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,430 You wouldn´t understand. 348 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:24,400 Yeah, I´ve seen him posing down at the Purple Ploughman. 349 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,170 The "Purple Ploughman"? 350 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,770 Yeah, it´s a nightclub down in Brayfield. 351 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,530 It´s the only place round here that´s open late, 352 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:32,500 so you get a lot of waiters and a lot of chefs. 353 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,170 Favorite haunt of yours, is it? 354 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,870 Certainly not. All that noise and smoke? 355 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:40,830 Anyway, I´ve got Tolstoy to finish by the end of the year. 356 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,500 A late-night drinking den for chefs. 357 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,000 I think I ought to check that out. 358 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,070 Excuse me. 359 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,500 Hello, Pie in the Sky. 360 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,870 Margaret, how are you? 361 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,330 Who is this? 362 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:55,330 I hear you´re going to be working for Barton´s. 363 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:56,830 It´s great news. 364 00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,500 Bill, is that you? 365 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,930 Because I pass through Sommersby myself. 366 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:02,330 Maybe we´ll bump into each other. 367 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,270 Okay, okay, come on, come on, joke´s over. 368 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,770 Who is this? 369 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,530 Better still, I could pop round to the restaurant 370 00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:09,200 while Henry´s out, playing detectives, 371 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,500 because I think I could really do something for you, Margaret. 372 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,600 Quite a few things, actually. Are you alone? 373 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,970 If you are, I´ll tell you exactly what I had in mind. 374 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,830 No, you won´t, you pervert, 375 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,770 and if you ring me again, 376 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,900 I will do something for you, believe me! 377 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,830 Not somebody wanting to book a table, I presume. 378 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,670 Morning, sir. 379 00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,370 Ah, well, well, well, 380 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,770 Sergeant Cambridge, congratulations. 381 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,800 - Thank you. - Coffee, croissant? 382 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,970 No, thank you. 383 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,830 So where next in your inexorable rise to the top, eh, 384 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:46,330 Traffic, Personnel? 385 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,270 Oh, no, no, wait -- I know. Wait a minute. 386 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:50,930 Information Technology. 387 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,270 I´m very happy in CID, sir. 388 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,930 Oh, come on, Cambridge, 389 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,370 nicking thieves is no way to get ahead in this job. 390 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,030 Well, you´re quite right, 391 00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,830 but it´s what we´re stuck with for today. 392 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,730 Oh, is that a reference to the Peeping Tom 393 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,330 and the Assistant Chief Constable´s wife? 394 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,570 Hmm, Mrs. Ingleby´s expecting us at 11:00. 395 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:08,830 Hmm, well, I suppose 396 00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,030 you´ll have to go back to work as well, then. 397 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,000 Is she all right? 398 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,230 Is she all right? 399 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,130 All she has to do, all day long, is eat, sleep, 400 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,030 lay the occasional egg, and listen to Mozart. 401 00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,430 Of course she´s all right. 402 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,430 I should warn you about Ingleby. 403 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,930 That´s all right, Cambridge. 404 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,430 Mr. Fisher already has. 405 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,200 Don´t worry, 406 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,270 I´m not going to jeopardize your brilliant career. 407 00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:37,330 Actually, sir, I was thinking of yours. 408 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:40,970 I went for dinner with friends at La Vie en Rose in Brayfield. 409 00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,870 They do a plateau de fruits de mer which is 410 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:47,670 just about acceptable for this part of the world, I suppose. 411 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,730 Clive was unable to join us. 412 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:54,030 He had to attend a last-minute meeting with Philip Norris. 413 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:57,570 Um, Philip Morris, 414 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,170 does he have a bearing on this case? 415 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:04,470 Philip Norris, sir, he´s the new Chief Constable. 416 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,200 Oh, is he? Oh, well. 417 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,970 That´s his alibi, sorted out, ha. 418 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:10,600 I´m sorry. Please, carry on, Mrs. Ingleby. 419 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,370 Well, I let myself in, turned off the alarm, 420 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,300 then went straight upstairs to the bedroom. 421 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,430 I started to get undressed, when I noticed a draft 422 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,770 was coming from one of the windows. 423 00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:27,300 When I went to close it, I saw him, staring right in at me. 424 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,970 He had a mask on, of some sort. 425 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,400 All I could see were his eyes. 426 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,230 I screamed and he disappeared from sight. 427 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,770 I arrived a moment or two later. 428 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,630 Judith was in a state of shock. 429 00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:41,600 I ran downstairs into the garden, but he´d gone. 430 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,970 Um, now, let me see, 431 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:45,630 the bedroom´s on the first floor, is it? 432 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:46,930 Yes. 433 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:52,500 So he got up using, what, um, a ladder? 434 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,700 Yes, my ladder. 435 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,700 I´d been clearing a gutter earlier that day. 436 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,370 Well, in future, sir, 437 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:01,870 I think it might be advisable if you put the ladder away. 438 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,500 You´ve no need to lecture me 439 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,000 on domestic security, Inspector. 440 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,200 No, no, no, of course not, sir. No, no, no. 441 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,470 No, sir, I won´t even mention the window 442 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:11,930 that was left open when you both went out. 443 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,870 Crabbe. 444 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,370 As soon as I saw him, 445 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:17,300 I knew he was the one on the phone. 446 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,870 "The one on the phone"? 447 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:23,730 Mrs. Ingleby had an obscene phone call, sir. 448 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,500 Phone calls. Five, so far. 449 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,730 Obscene, you say? 450 00:21:28,730 --> 00:21:30,500 The usual sort of thing, Inspector. 451 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,770 The unusual thing was how much he knew about me and the family. 452 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,700 The first time he called, he talked about my sister. 453 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,830 Her husband has business problems. 454 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,500 He knew all about it. 455 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,230 What was his voice like? 456 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,470 Well-spoken, but fuzzy. 457 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,870 Using some sort of distorting device, presumably. 458 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,000 As soon as I pulled back the curtains 459 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,930 and found myself looking right into that man´s eyes, I knew. 460 00:21:52,930 --> 00:21:57,530 I don´t know why -- I knew he was the one on the phone. 461 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,900 Margaret got a call last night. 462 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,730 I see. 463 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:06,100 Well-spoken, male, distorted voice. 464 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,870 He seemed to know everything about us. 465 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,670 And you´re thinking it could be the same man. 466 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:12,930 Well, he´s got to be the favorite, hasn´t he? 467 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,630 You´re having your incoming calls traced? 468 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:20,030 Yes, for what it´s worth. But he´s not stupid, you know. 469 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:23,300 He used pay phones for all those calls to Mrs. Ingleby. 470 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,300 No, no, the question is, 471 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,500 is he going to start prowling around Pie in the Sky? 472 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,030 If he hasn´t already. 473 00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:32,970 Hm. Where to next? 474 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,530 Claire Bicknall -- she´s the manager 475 00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:36,200 of the Purple Ploughman, it´s a -- 476 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,770 I know all about the Purple Ploughman. 477 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,400 You do? 478 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,800 I do. 479 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:48,600 What happened the night you saw the prowler? 480 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,270 Well, I was working here ´til about 12:00. 481 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:56,130 I got back, everyone was asleep, needless to say, 482 00:22:56,130 --> 00:22:58,470 so I went out to get the washing and there he was, 483 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:02,300 standing there on my patio, with his hands full of knickers. 484 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,130 Could you describe him? 485 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:08,970 No, he had something covering his face. 486 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:14,670 He was, what? Two or three inches taller than me. 487 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:17,270 Average build. Youngish, I´d say. 488 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:21,270 He must have been in pretty good nick, the way he took off. 489 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:25,930 Tell you the truth, I think he was just as scared as me. 490 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:27,970 Tell me about the phone calls. 491 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:31,370 Well, he knew where I work, 492 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:33,300 what my husband does -- the lot. 493 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,500 I mean, it´s no secret we´ve had our ups and downs, 494 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,000 but the stuff he came out with -- 495 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,930 You mean, obscene? 496 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:43,900 Oh, yeah, but that didn´t upset me. 497 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,530 You hear everything, working in a place like this. 498 00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:49,430 No, it was the stuff about me and Colin 499 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:55,870 and, you know...our relations. 500 00:23:55,870 --> 00:24:00,730 Oh. Well, well. 501 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,270 Hugh! 502 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,600 Hello, Henry. 503 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,100 Hello. 504 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,800 So you´re supplying the Purple Ploughman, eh? 505 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,870 My secret´s out, now, is it? 506 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,830 Eight kilos of grated cheddar 507 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:16,400 for the Purple Ploughman´s lunch. 508 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,830 Oh, lovely. 509 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:19,100 Four kilos of shredded mozzarella 510 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,670 for the Purple Ploughman´s pizza. 511 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,630 Shredded mozzarella? 512 00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:24,700 Yeah, it pays the bills, Henry. 513 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,100 Ahem. 514 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,400 Ah, sorry. Hugh Downing, 515 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,930 Detective Sergeant Cambridge. 516 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,600 Pleased to meet you. 517 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,270 Pleased to meet you. 518 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:35,370 Oh, Is this your route? 519 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,270 Yep, quite busy today. 520 00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:40,030 Hm, well, talk of the devil. 521 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:42,030 La Vie en Rose. 522 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:45,070 Well, I´m told that their plateau de fruits de mer... 523 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:47,470 "Is just about acceptable". 524 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:50,530 Gosh, I doubt that. 525 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,770 You know, I really ought to come out on your round with you, 526 00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:54,930 one of these days, so I can get the lowdown on my rivals. 527 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:58,030 Always welcome, Henry. I´d appreciate the company. 528 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,600 I´d better get on. 529 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,500 I´ll see you the day after tomorrow. 530 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,930 Right, fine. 531 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,830 Well, it´s been 532 00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:08,800 really nice, meeting you. Bye. 533 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,200 Come along, Cambridge. 534 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:24,330 Well, I´m not sure I agree with all this religious music. 535 00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:26,570 I think the last thing we need round here is 536 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:27,730 a born-again chicken. 537 00:25:56,870 --> 00:25:58,370 Got it. 538 00:25:58,370 --> 00:25:59,700 Aah! 539 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,270 It was in the outhouse. 540 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,200 Now, stop that and sit down. 541 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,170 I want you to try some of this. 542 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:18,000 It´s the first time I´ve done it. 543 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,530 Leek, ham, and egg pie. 544 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,600 Such good springing. 545 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,070 I hope you´re not going round, 546 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,900 bashing people over the head with that thing. 547 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,300 Look, I´m not going to be intimidated if that pervert 548 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,230 comes round here -- if he comes lurking around, 549 00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:32,900 he´s going to have this to contend with. 550 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,730 I might even lay a trap. 551 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,300 Trap? What do you mean, trap? 552 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,800 Oh, I don´t know, 553 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,070 hang a load of knickers in the garden. 554 00:26:41,070 --> 00:26:45,070 Margaret, don´t even think about it. 555 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:47,200 Joking, Henry. 556 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,170 Damn, I meant to phone Sarah. It´s too late, now. 557 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:55,130 Do you know, I saw Hugh today. 558 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:58,330 He was delivering synthetic cheese to the Purple Ploughman. 559 00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,830 Can you believe it? 560 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:02,930 It´s a bit like catching Rembrandt painting a road sign. 561 00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:05,600 I can´t make that boy out. 562 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,370 I thought you liked him. 563 00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:12,130 Oh, I do, I do. It´s just, oh, I don´t know. 564 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,800 Sarah told me something, Henry. 565 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,930 Now, this is in the strictest confidence. 566 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:17,700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 567 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,670 Apparently, Hugh has insisted on complete celibacy 568 00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:23,130 until after the wedding. 569 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:25,830 "Complete"? You mean, uh...? 570 00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:27,970 No hanky-panky. 571 00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:30,130 He says it´s because 572 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:31,770 he´s an old-fashioned romantic, you know, 573 00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:34,570 back to basics, all that garbage. 574 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,870 And she says that´s all very sweet, blah blah blah, 575 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,070 but, frankly, it´s a bit odd. 576 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:46,030 God, I was hungry! 577 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:49,170 Mmm. Why are you looking at me like that? 578 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:53,130 Margaret, what was in that pie? 579 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,970 Steak and kidney. 580 00:27:57,830 --> 00:28:00,370 Well, it was some sort of meat. 581 00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:04,170 Wasn´t it? 582 00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:05,900 Ohh! 583 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:09,330 Blackberry and apple. 584 00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,600 Unbelievable. 585 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,430 Well, I was hungry! 586 00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:16,300 You see, if I´d known it was going to be 587 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,900 an interrogation, I´d have taken notes. 588 00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:20,530 Honestly! 589 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,300 Pay phones are blue. 590 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,900 Red is for the places where our friend has been spotted. 591 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,830 When in doubt, Cambridge, stick a pin in a map. 592 00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:34,870 People find it very reassuring. 593 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,900 Very impressive. Where are the yellow? 594 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,230 Yellow are restaurants. 595 00:28:38,230 --> 00:28:40,530 All the women who´ve been pestered by this man have been 596 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,630 connected with restaurants, one way and another. 597 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:45,130 See, here, you´ve got Margaret, Pie in the Sky, of course. 598 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:49,400 Then Claire Bicknall, manager of the Purple Ploughman. 599 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,500 Here, there´s Judy Smith, waitress at the Maid´s Head. 600 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,970 Tracey Miller, 601 00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:58,530 girlfriend of the chef at the Buggles Wine Bar. 602 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:02,600 And, last but not least, Mrs. Judith Ingleby, 603 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,100 who, with her husband, is a regular at La Vie en Rose, 604 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,430 where... 605 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,300 The plateau de fruits de mer... 606 00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:09,970 "Is just about acceptable". 607 00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:12,170 And she´s a personal friend of the owner. 608 00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:16,300 Why is there a yellow pin in the Laxton House Hotel? 609 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,900 Well, yellow also stands for those places 610 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,670 that get their cheese from Hugh Downing. 611 00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:23,930 Your friend the cheese man? 612 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,600 Mm-hmm, it dawned on me when I saw the route 613 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,570 he had pinned on the door of his lorry. 614 00:29:27,570 --> 00:29:29,370 All the pay phones 615 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,030 and the places where our friend has been spotted 616 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:34,600 are either on it or near it. 617 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,670 I see, so he would have 618 00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:39,270 seen these women while making his deliveries. 619 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,930 And the personal stuff, well, 620 00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:43,370 that could be gossip he picks up on his rounds, yes? 621 00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:44,900 Mm-hmm. 622 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,330 His fiancée is 623 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:48,500 the manager of the Laxton House Hotel, 624 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,670 and, as you can see, the main entrance 625 00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:52,970 is just opposite our friend´s favorite pay phone. 626 00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:55,930 His fiancée? Well, that´s the end of that theory, then. 627 00:29:55,930 --> 00:29:58,070 Why? 628 00:29:58,070 --> 00:29:59,930 What´s the one thing your voyeurs, flashers, 629 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,600 and heavy breathers all have in common? 630 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,570 Apart from the fact that they´re all men. 631 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,300 You´ve been reading books, Cambridge. 632 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:10,430 They´re often unable to conduct a normal sexual relationship. 633 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:13,800 Downing´s getting engaged, therefore -- 634 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,970 Hmm. 635 00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:20,870 His fiancée told Margaret that, thus far, 636 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:25,330 their relationship is strangely platonic. 637 00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:27,000 Every time the question of sex arises, 638 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,530 he apparently runs a mile. 639 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,900 Aha. 640 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,670 I do not like this theory, Cambridge. 641 00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:36,570 I do not like the idea that Hugh Downing is a voyeur. 642 00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:39,030 Well, we´ll just have to find out 643 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:40,630 for ourselves, won´t we, sir? 644 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,970 Hmm. 645 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,300 Morning! 646 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,800 Morning, sir. 647 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,930 Morning, sir. 648 00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:50,170 Excellent! 649 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,530 Hey! 650 00:30:58,530 --> 00:31:02,770 Two steak-and-kidney pies, boiled and beans, please. 651 00:31:02,770 --> 00:31:04,100 Right. 652 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:09,400 We´re running low on onion gravy, you know, Chef. 653 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,030 No, we´re not; there´s plenty more in the big fridge. 654 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:13,830 Can I have a break for me nosebag? 655 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,570 Henderson, shut up and get on with it, will you? 656 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:17,800 Hello, Nicola. 657 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,830 Steve, where are my steak-and-kidney pies? 658 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,370 All right, they´re on the way. 659 00:31:21,370 --> 00:31:23,030 Table 5 are getting a wee bit twitchy 660 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,530 about their bread-and-butter pudding. 661 00:31:24,530 --> 00:31:28,900 What, already? Don´t these people chew? 662 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,130 Hello, Pie in the Sky. 663 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:35,700 Table 5 say they´ll cook their own desserts. 664 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,770 Margaret, Roger Painter from the garage for you. 665 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,370 Hello, Roger. 666 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,670 If it´s about that VAT return, it´ll be ready tomorrow. 667 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,330 It´s not Roger, Margaret. 668 00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:49,500 Oh, it´s you, is it? 669 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,170 Sneaky of me, I know, 670 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,000 but I wanted to make sure you spoke to me. 671 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,730 Well, what makes you think I wouldn´t speak to you? 672 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,630 You weren´t very nice before. 673 00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:59,900 I wasn´t? Oh, I´m sorry. 674 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:02,270 I know the restaurant´s full tonight, 675 00:32:02,270 --> 00:32:03,530 so I won´t keep you. 676 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,570 I just wanted to know if you´re wearing 677 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:07,500 that black dress, the low-cut one. 678 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,570 Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. 679 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:12,830 What else? 680 00:32:12,830 --> 00:32:14,470 Oh, nothing. 681 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:18,770 I think, on these sticky nights, it´s much more comfortable 682 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,600 to wear as little as possible, don´t you? 683 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,370 Of course, I am wearing these rather wonderful 684 00:32:23,370 --> 00:32:24,900 satin cami-knickers. 685 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:30,630 They´re black, with very small, very pink flowers on. 686 00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:33,400 They´ll be hanging in my garden tomorrow. 687 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,130 You can probably come and look at them, 688 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:36,830 can´t you, you dirty little...? 689 00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:42,230 Poor bloke, couldn´t take it. 690 00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:43,630 - Yay! - Whoa-oa! 691 00:32:46,170 --> 00:32:49,030 Well, you told me to keep him talking. 692 00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:54,500 Margaret, sometimes you are beyond belief. 693 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:59,030 Good. 694 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,830 The call was from a pay phone in Sommersby, 695 00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:08,300 one he hasn´t used before. 696 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,500 I had Pinkney and Smith watching the Laxton callbox all day. 697 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,270 And? 698 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:14,870 And Hugh Downing came out of the Laxton House Hotel 699 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:16,630 at 10:30 a.m. in his lorry. 700 00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:19,300 He didn´t use the pay phone, but the odd thing is, 701 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,800 instead of turning right, 702 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,100 for Brayfield and the Purple Ploughman, 703 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,730 he turned left and then went up this farm track. 704 00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:27,400 Then what? 705 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:31,130 Pinkney and Smith had to go on a door-to-door in Barstock. 706 00:33:31,130 --> 00:33:32,900 It probably doesn´t mean anything. 707 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,870 Hmm. Well, maybe I´ll find out tomorrow. 708 00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:40,600 And this is a hard cheese made from ewe´s milk. 709 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,800 Like the Italian cheese, pecorino. 710 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,730 Right, but made in Norfolk. 711 00:33:45,730 --> 00:33:47,730 It´s great in soufflés, this stuff, you know. 712 00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,830 And this is a soft goat´s cheese from the Mendips. 713 00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:52,400 Goat´s cheese? No, not for me, thanks. 714 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,700 Oh, come along, Nicola. 715 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,830 You´ve got to know what you´re serving to people. 716 00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:59,070 All right, Hugh, if you insist. 717 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,830 No. 718 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,370 Oh. 719 00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,270 Mmm, yeah, it´s quite nice, actually. 720 00:34:08,270 --> 00:34:10,600 You see? Anyway, the most important thing is, 721 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,700 never, never serve cheese straight from the fridge. 722 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,300 I hope you´re not suggesting 723 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,100 that´s what happens in this establishment. 724 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,900 - Hello, Henry. How are you? - I´m fine, Hugh, thanks. 725 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,870 Could I come on your round with you today? 726 00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:22,630 What, now? Today? 727 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:27,170 Great, of course. First stop, Marco´s Pizzeria. 728 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,800 - Fine. - See you. 729 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,800 Bye. 730 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,170 Right, one block of mild cheddar. 731 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,830 One block of mild cheddar. 732 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:38,700 And three bags of shredded mozzarella. 733 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,500 And one, 734 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,970 two, three bags of shredded mozzarella. 735 00:34:43,970 --> 00:34:45,370 - Yep. - Enjoy. 736 00:34:45,370 --> 00:34:46,870 Thank you. 737 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:52,170 Laxton House Hotel next. 738 00:34:52,170 --> 00:34:54,500 Then on to Brayfield for La Vie en Rose 739 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,400 and the dreaded Purple Ploughman. 740 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,800 Still glad you came? 741 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,770 How´s Margaret? 742 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:03,000 Fine, fine. 743 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I hear she´s been getting phone calls from this weird bloke. 744 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,730 Well -- 745 00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:10,130 Terrible, isn´t it? It used to be so quiet around here. 746 00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:11,630 Hello, darling. 747 00:35:11,630 --> 00:35:12,900 Hello, darling. 748 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:15,200 You´re looking a bit stressed today. 749 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,970 Doesn´t he look stressed, Henry? 750 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:19,000 Hmm. 751 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,670 Still, at least you´ve got company today. 752 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:23,230 That´s nice, isn´t it? Be good. 753 00:35:29,630 --> 00:35:30,900 Do you always turn right here? 754 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,970 Yep. Next stop, Brayfield. 755 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:36,730 You never turn left? 756 00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:38,770 Well, why would I, Henry? 757 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,800 I don´t deliver to anyone that way. 758 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,000 You turned left here yesterday. 759 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,770 Henry, what´s going on, here? 760 00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,800 Well, you take me to where you went yesterday, 761 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,470 and I´ll tell you. 762 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,970 I don´t believe it. 763 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:08,630 I don´t want to believe it, Hugh. 764 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:10,700 Creeping around, peering into -- 765 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,270 Look, let´s -- 766 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,600 There´s an easy way to deal with this. 767 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,370 Look at these dates -- now, there must have been 768 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:19,470 one of those evenings when you were doing something -- 769 00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:21,500 visiting Sarah, for example -- 770 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,630 that someone can verify. 771 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,130 No, it´s no good. No alibis, I´m afraid. 772 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:29,570 Oh, come on, Hugh. 773 00:36:29,570 --> 00:36:32,600 It´s no good, Henry. I´m sorry, I can´t help you. 774 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:37,330 All right, then, what are we doing here? 775 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:56,900 Hello, gorgeous. 776 00:36:56,900 --> 00:37:01,970 Morning. 777 00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:10,200 Look, Henry, the thing with Theresa, it´s over. 778 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,530 Well, almost over. I was finishing it, really. 779 00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:19,430 There you go. Hang on. 780 00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:27,230 - Hello, stranger. - Hello, Claire. 781 00:37:27,230 --> 00:37:28,770 Don´t I get a kiss, then? 782 00:37:28,770 --> 00:37:30,530 Look, sorry, Claire. 783 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:32,070 I can´t talk now, okay? 784 00:37:32,070 --> 00:37:33,570 I´ll try and call you later. 785 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:34,970 I love it when you´re serious. 786 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:37,230 No, please, Claire. 787 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,730 Oh, dear. 788 00:37:38,730 --> 00:37:41,400 Morning. 789 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,300 And what lies in store for us 790 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,330 at La Vie en Rose, I wonder? 791 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:50,630 Well, actually, there´s this rather -- 792 00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:54,670 There´s this chef called Lesley. 793 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,470 Thursday the 23rd. 794 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:08,470 Well, on Thursday evenings, I go round to Bridget´s. 795 00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:09,800 Bridget´s? 796 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,630 She works at the Deli in Barstock. 797 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:13,200 I sell them a lot of French cheese. 798 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,000 Bridget´s very interested in -- 799 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,230 French cheese? 800 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:22,100 Yes, actually, she is. 801 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,870 Monday the 4th. 802 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,430 Well, Mondays are pretty hectic. 803 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:28,300 Most restaurants are closed, you see. 804 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,200 Aha. 805 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,870 So I see Claire in the afternoon 806 00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:33,530 and then, well, it´s dinner with Sarah. 807 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,330 And then I look in on Lesley. 808 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:40,700 Sunday the 10th. 809 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:43,070 Yes, well, Sunday afternoons are Claire again, 810 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,730 and then in the evening 811 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:46,230 there´s a waitress at the Maid´s Head. 812 00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:47,900 This is awful, Henry. What must you think? 813 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,630 Well, what I´m thinking is, at least you´re not 814 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:52,670 prowling around, stealing underclothes off washing lines. 815 00:38:52,670 --> 00:38:55,670 For one thing, you haven´t got time, really, have you? 816 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,700 But I love Sarah. 817 00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:01,000 She´s absolutely the only one I really want, 818 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,670 but it´s so difficult to -- 819 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:06,730 I can´t seem to -- 820 00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:09,000 Whereas, with the others, I don´t know, it´s easier. 821 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,370 It doesn´t seem to matter, it´s just a sort of game. 822 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,770 I´ll have to come clean with Sarah, won´t I? 823 00:39:19,370 --> 00:39:21,100 Yes, of course I will. 824 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:23,930 Well, that´s the end of that, then. 825 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:26,230 I´m sorry about all this, Henry. 826 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,670 Don´t apologize to me, Hugh. 827 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,700 My only concern is whether you´ve broken the law. 828 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:34,100 I have absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever 829 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,030 over your private life. 830 00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:38,000 Thank God. 831 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:50,130 A witness coming out of the pub 832 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:52,130 saw the lads spraying the lorry. 833 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:55,200 Turns out they worked at Marco´s Pizzeria, 834 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,270 where they´d heard a rumor about Hugh Downing 835 00:39:57,270 --> 00:40:00,130 from a mate of theirs who worked at a bistro at La Vie en Rose -- 836 00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:02,600 All right, Crabbe, 837 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,230 no need to run through the entire Good Food Guide. 838 00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:09,470 Who had heard it from the owner´s wife, who admitted, 839 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:13,700 under close questioning from Detective Sergeant Cambridge, 840 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:16,430 that she had heard it from a close personal friend 841 00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,130 of hers, namely -- 842 00:40:18,130 --> 00:40:22,870 Get on with it, Crabbe. 843 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:28,030 Mrs. Judith Ingleby. 844 00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:31,830 I can only assume Assistant Chief Constable Ingleby 845 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:35,300 told his wife we were interviewing Hugh Downing, sir. 846 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:39,730 I see. Well. 847 00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:42,200 Yes, and, in view of the source of the leak, 848 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,070 I told Mr. Downing he had probable grounds 849 00:40:46,070 --> 00:40:48,130 for launching an official complaint. 850 00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:53,900 Yes, indeed. Better leave this with me. 851 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,400 So all the time we were together, 852 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,900 you were sneaking off and seeing her. 853 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,400 Well, not exactly. 854 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,900 Well, it certainly looks that way. 855 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,400 Well, it wasn´t quite that way. 856 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,630 - This is so embarrassing. - We need to talk. 857 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,300 What, is she going to turn up and join us? 858 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,330 Look, you liked it here before, didn´t you? 859 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,300 Yes. It´s always good, isn´t it? 860 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,970 You´d be happy with just a takeaway, wouldn´t you? 861 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:13,530 I know, I know. For heaven´s sake, lighten up. 862 00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:16,230 What was all that about? 863 00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:19,330 Well, he left her, for another woman. 864 00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:20,670 Yeah... 865 00:41:20,670 --> 00:41:22,170 Then she met the other woman 866 00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:24,630 and they got on so well together that she´s moving in with her. 867 00:41:24,630 --> 00:41:26,330 Good God. 868 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:28,000 Oh, yeah, people talk about anything 869 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,500 in front of waiters, you know. 870 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,630 We´re nonpeople, until they want another drink, that is. 871 00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:40,700 I thought there must be some connection 872 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,230 between all those restaurants, 873 00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:44,370 apart from Hugh and his cheese deliveries. 874 00:41:44,370 --> 00:41:46,770 And then it occurred to me -- waiters and waitresses. 875 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,400 I mean, you remember 876 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,070 all those personal details the caller knew about? 877 00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:53,130 Well, waiters and waitresses hear the lot 878 00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:55,330 and nobody gives it a second thought. 879 00:41:55,330 --> 00:41:58,930 Well, the day you and Margaret had lunch here -- 880 00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:01,930 Thank you. 881 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:05,030 Mark Weston was waiting on table. 882 00:42:05,030 --> 00:42:07,800 That´s right, and he was there 883 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,530 when Margaret talked about her new client. 884 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:11,170 Now, until that moment, 885 00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:13,330 she hadn´t mentioned it to anyone, not even to me. 886 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:17,270 So, Mark Weston. Can I talk to him? 887 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,730 I´m afraid not. He was temporary. 888 00:42:19,730 --> 00:42:21,400 When we´re short-handed, 889 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,070 I get emergency staff from Scullions. 890 00:42:23,070 --> 00:42:24,400 "Scullions"? 891 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,270 It´s a catering-staff agency in Barstock. 892 00:42:27,270 --> 00:42:29,530 I was about to call them, actually. 893 00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:32,930 We´ve just lost a waitress at short notice. 894 00:42:35,870 --> 00:42:37,600 Are you all right? 895 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,300 Yes, I´m fine. 896 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,670 Have you...heard from Hugh? 897 00:42:44,670 --> 00:42:48,100 Not since -- 898 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,730 He´s thinking of moving to the West Country. 899 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:55,630 Wants to make cheese, not just sell it. 900 00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:57,430 Poor Hugh. 901 00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:59,670 "Poor Hugh"? 902 00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:02,800 He was a sitting duck, wasn´t he? 903 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,870 Just couldn´t say no. 904 00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:06,370 Except when he should´ve said yes. 905 00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:10,170 Mark Weston. 906 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,930 He´s been on the agency´s books for about a year. 907 00:43:11,930 --> 00:43:13,270 Good night, Mr. Crabbe. 908 00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:15,230 - Good night, Nicola. - See you. 909 00:43:15,230 --> 00:43:17,770 Good night, Steve. Safe home. 910 00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:20,470 He´s experienced, he´s efficient, 911 00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:21,970 he´s been offered permanent jobs, 912 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:23,870 but he prefers to move around -- 913 00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:25,930 not many friends, it seems. 914 00:43:25,930 --> 00:43:28,470 Oh, don´t tell me -- he´s a bit of a loner. 915 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:33,470 Exactly. You want to know where he´s worked recently? 916 00:43:33,470 --> 00:43:34,970 Laxton House Hotel, 917 00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:37,570 the Maid´s Head, La Vie en Rose, Buggles Wine Bar, 918 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,600 and Marco´s Pizzeria. 919 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,100 My, what a breathtaking CV. 920 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,770 I had to go to all of them 921 00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:44,070 to find out where he lives. 922 00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:46,030 He changes addresses as often as he changes jobs. 923 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,000 Where´s he living now? 924 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,730 Here, in Middleton, a BandB in East Road. 925 00:44:10,070 --> 00:44:11,370 Yes? 926 00:44:11,370 --> 00:44:14,200 Detective Sergeant Cambridge, Barstock CID. 927 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,830 We´re looking for Mark Weston. 928 00:44:15,830 --> 00:44:17,630 He´s out. 929 00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:19,970 We´d like to look at his room, if that´s all right. 930 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,930 Margaret. 931 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,770 Hi, John. Good night? 932 00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:29,700 Not bad. I´ve bagged up your swag for you. 933 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,470 How about you? 934 00:44:31,470 --> 00:44:33,900 Well, okay, if you´re keen on the Retail Price Index. 935 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:35,270 Oh, yes. 936 00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:36,570 Where´s Henry? 937 00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:38,430 He´s gone off sleuthing with Cambridge. 938 00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:40,470 The people of Middleton will sleep safe 939 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,600 in their beds tonight, then. 940 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,500 Indeed. You´ll lock up, will you? 941 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,600 Mm-hmm. Later. 942 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,030 Night-night. 943 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:49,130 What´s he supposed to have done, then? 944 00:44:49,130 --> 00:44:51,100 We´re just making inquiries at this stage, madam. 945 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,870 Phone book. 946 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,630 Claire Bicknall. 947 00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:08,670 Judith Ingleby. 948 00:45:08,670 --> 00:45:11,230 Sir. 949 00:45:16,830 --> 00:45:18,330 Here, there´s a pair of mine in there! 950 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,170 Margaret Crabbe. 951 00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:26,870 I´ll tell you what, he can´t have gone very far -- 952 00:45:26,870 --> 00:45:28,100 his car´s still parked outside. 953 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,270 Pie in the Sky. 954 00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,070 Aaah! 955 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:30,130 No! 956 00:46:30,130 --> 00:46:32,100 Take that off. 957 00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:38,570 You pathetic little -- 958 00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:51,900 Keep her away from me. 959 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,470 Margaret! Are you all right? 960 00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:57,000 Never better, thank you. 961 00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:02,770 Well, Freddy, I don´t know what you said 962 00:47:02,770 --> 00:47:05,230 to Clive Ingleby, but he´s been as good as gold. 963 00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:07,770 You can keep DS Cambridge, for the time being. 964 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:09,870 Oh, Crabbe´s in his good books as well. 965 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,830 Wasn´t Crabbe pushing for 966 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,630 early retirement last year? 967 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:16,370 Ingleby said he thought he might be able 968 00:47:16,370 --> 00:47:18,330 to swing something without any loss of pension. 969 00:47:18,330 --> 00:47:20,570 Retirement? Oh, God, no. 970 00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,800 Last thing Crabbe wants. 971 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,500 Fine, fine. 972 00:47:25,530 --> 00:47:28,930 Mike, in the unlikely event that you should bump into Crabbe, 973 00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:31,600 don´t mention the retirement thing, all right? 974 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,630 Fine by me. This is excellent. 975 00:47:35,630 --> 00:47:39,430 Shall we have the Stilton and whatsit, Sauternes, again? 976 00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:41,370 Ah. 977 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:24,070 Hello, Hugh. 978 00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:20,130 Subtitling made possible by Acorn Media